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I’M BACK, 1 YEAR LATER!

85 seasons passed.

Leaves fell. Leaves returned. Leaves fell again.

Somewhere in between—

Brain.exe has stopped responding.

Human.png appears

Zoom

Zoomer

Zoo—

ERROR

I have returned.

System Log: Last 365 Days

Motivation.exe → crashed

Productivity.dll → missing

Sleep_schedule.cfg → corrupted

Inner_peace.zip → password protected

Me → DOING NOTHING!

At some point, time just started fast-forwarding without asking permission. One minute it was “I’ll write a blog tomorrow,” the next minute it’s been a YEAR and my laptop is judging me silently.

What Was I Doing?

Excellent question.

Short answer:

Eating sweetness. Existing. Staring at walls like the man on the left.

Long answer:

Thought about being productive

Took a break from thinking about being productive

Needed rest from resting

Accidentally rested for 11 months

Somewhere along the way, Zoom.exe said “eating sweetness”.

Update Patch Installed

Good news: I have evolved.

Bad news: Still confusing.

But here’s the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (cue dramatic music that buffers):

🎉 FROM NOW ON, MY BLOGS WILL BE EXTREMELY HUMOROUS. 🎉

Not “hehe” humorous.

Not “polite chuckle” humorous.

I mean brain-on-2%-battery, typo-filled, reality-glitching humor.

If my thoughts don’t make sense sometimes, that’s intentional.

If they do make sense—report the bug.

What to Expect Going Forward

Sentences that start normal and end in chaos

Random.exe running in the background

Life observations that feel like patch notes

Me pretending I know what I’m doing (I do not)

Humor as a coping mechanism (approved by absolutely no one)

Final System Thingy with poop

If you waited a year for this—thank you.

If you just arrived—welcome, you missed nothing and everything.

This blog is now officially:

Unhinged

Self-aware

Powered by vibes

DOING NOTHING! but loudly

Human.png logs out.

Blog.exe is running again.

Status: I’M BACK.